So I decided the way to make a fortune was to come up with a hit TV show.

Having a little technical know-how I wrote a content analyzer application in Python, which takes plotlines and dialog from streaming TV feeds and reduces them to simple algorithms. Two months of primetime television and number crunching later I took the analyzer output and fed it to an autoscript creator that I had cobbled together in BBC Basic.

After a couple of hours the job was done - I have created the ultimate popular prime time television show: working title "Ho ho - aren't men completely shit!", It's the heartwarming story of a sexy savvy smart girl, who is really good at her job and everything else. Her obsession with marriage and shoes is quirky and amusing and not at all sad or needy. She is working in an environment full of men, who are incapable of doing anything, at all. They sit and dribble, masturbate compulsively and rock gently back and forward. Any attempt they make to do anything is laughable and pathetic. That they repeatedly fail to propose marriage is evidence of serious personality disorders. Any sex the men attempted is fumbling and inadequate, any sexual preferences expressed that are not shared by our cute, plucky heroine are disgusting and weird.

Now all I need is some highly strung overpaid actress, with a real life eating disorder, to play the part and I shall be rich!