Those of you who have been paying attention will remember that I recently spent some time in the future. I have only been allowed to return to the present time after agreeing to certain conditions: I must not mess with the present, I will not tell anybody about future events and I must not buy up every available share in "The Lifelike Sex Doll Company" who may or may not be about to announce a breakthrough in Sex Doll technology.

My lips are sealed.

(theirs on the other hand are bloody amazing!)

Anyhow, the Time Guardians were very kind and did OK a few uncontentious observations I wanted to make here, so here are a few notes from the year 2108:

1. Still no flying cars.

2. The Muties from the Rad Lands are a lot nicer than the movies would have you believe.

3. Three stone underweight or ten stone overweight is the norm. There is nothing in between.

4. Everyone is a Muslim at least one day a week.

5. Food replicators can make anything except for noodles, replicated noodles are horrible!